Uber Water

These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride

Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
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by bringmethechicken March 1, 2016

ubtoc

Unexpected Badass in Times Of Crisis. A person who is normally underestimated who suddenly comes into their element when the situation goes down the drain.

"Did you hear about the 65-year-old pottery teacher who foiled the airline hijacking by singlehandedly taking out 5 terrorists?"
"Yeah, that was some crazy Die Hard sh**. He's a real-deal ubtoc."

by Hentai Prophet March 25, 2016

Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.

Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!

by joepour March 29, 2016

Ube

Pronounced "oob". Used as a verb by Uber drivers to reference time spent driving for the company.

I had a couple of hours to kill between work and the gym so I decided to Ube for a while to make money.

by Clintaloup April 19, 2016

Übing

Übing, or Ubing is the act of driving, or riding in an Uber car.

"I'm going to do some Übing after work tonight"
"I had 23 fares today, I'm all Übed out."
"Let's catch an Übe to the party!"

by The Skurge April 26, 2016

uber fart

After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016

Ubernizing

When someone totally dominates their field, either with work or play.

Cam Newton is ubernizing his positon as a quaterback in the NFL.

by Allie Vinelanders October 8, 2016