squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

Tipsy Turtle

An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.

Damn, Rob is one Tipsy Turtle tonight!

by Kev!n July 28, 2010

Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011

all turtles

to be slow/ fail at something

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"

by Cmoses January 9, 2012