This insult is worse than ur family tree lgbt everytime this is said a blackhole will appear in front of the person who said this
Boston:ur mom gay
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*
by ryuisreal May 16, 2018
Get the Ur dog a thotmug. Scientific Name: Thotisucadic
Pronounced: Thoty-succ-a-dick
Characteristics:
Always a female, unless a male undergoes intense hormone therapy and has his penis removed, because as we know possessing that which thots crave makes you immune to becoming one.
Characterized by breathing and a general sense of existence.
Pronounced: Thoty-succ-a-dick
Characteristics:
Always a female, unless a male undergoes intense hormone therapy and has his penis removed, because as we know possessing that which thots crave makes you immune to becoming one.
Characterized by breathing and a general sense of existence.
Nurse: DOCTOR! Take a look at this.
Doctor: *Looks at mother with despair gleaming from his eyes, as if the gates of limbo had opened before him* I'm...so sorry.
Mother: What's wrong Doctor?
Doctor: It's a baby girl and I'm sorry to say... she's breathing and as we all know, IF SHE BREATHS SHE's A THOT.
Doctor: *Looks at mother with despair gleaming from his eyes, as if the gates of limbo had opened before him* I'm...so sorry.
Mother: What's wrong Doctor?
Doctor: It's a baby girl and I'm sorry to say... she's breathing and as we all know, IF SHE BREATHS SHE's A THOT.
by Theonlywhitepuertorican May 25, 2018
Get the Thotmug. •A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
by Meme Empire November 8, 2017
Get the Pseudo-Thotmug. A guru and former man who grew his hair out long and ran a dance troupe which was really a recruiting vehicle for underage women. Not sure about the name "Jon Sewell" anymore, as it is likely associated with a bad reputation, a feminine name is now used with the hopes of attracting fresh clientele.
Observer 1: Hey, isn't that Jon Sewell?
Observer 2: Nah, thats just some weirdo who is acting like a thot.
Observer 1: Oh yeah, I see the Adam's apple. That thot almost had me!
Observer 2: Nah, thats just some weirdo who is acting like a thot.
Observer 1: Oh yeah, I see the Adam's apple. That thot almost had me!
by MisterSewellsShoes January 11, 2022
Get the Thotmug. by bigdikenergy September 6, 2018
Get the thot bikmug. Stands for “that hoe over there” So essentially just another way to call someone usually a girl a hoe
by Daddywhoopass69 June 2, 2020
Get the Thotmug. by oofmynutz December 3, 2018
Get the hot like a thotmug.