The Golden Spider

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...

Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...

by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

Czech golden shower

When you get showered in hot brass from a VZ-61 submachine gun.

The VZ-61 fires so fast, it gave me a Czech golden shower.

by stripes1331 November 17, 2022

Golden Gate

A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.

You need to be flexible to make the Golden Gate

by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021

Golden raisin

The sexual act in which you urinate on hamster dropping and force your partner to eat them while jerking them off on a unicycle

Bro she gave me a golden raisin last night I came so hard I fell off the unicycle

by Charlie have small pee pee June 4, 2022

Golden Dorado Girl

An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.

Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love Mariam, a Golden Dorado Girl, maybe next Tuesday.

by Eulalito October 5, 2019

Golden Charles

A sex position where you give your partner a Charlie horse and then proceed to urinate on them.

A:"Hey bro, what's your favorite position?"
B:"I prefer the golden Charles bro."

by weinerfart42069 September 15, 2022