David Williams

David Williams is a very muscular sport teacher in whitmore high school. He goes by the name Dolph due to his squashed up nose and close resemblance to the rocky character. Dolph specialises in showing off his calf muscles and doing dead lifts in front of year 7s. He is often found roaming around the school car park in shorts while he shoes off how hard he is by wearing shorts in the snow. Dolph especially loves shagging his students' nan. Dolph would never miss an opportunity to exercise his calves.

David Williams has massive fucking calves

by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020

Mad david

so cringy it gives you goosebumps.

Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

David

David: a guy who loves watching things like anime and football.

What's david doing? oh it's ok he's just doing some art.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022

David wolfe

David He is so fine he doesn't know how fine an funny he is .he is the dread head of my dreams

Tay:who is that's fine dread in the hallway?

Me: that's David wolfe he is the dread head of my dreams

by Impossible lovergirl March 5, 2024

david gerfen

I just recently dropped tha gerfen bomb...
I gerfend ur life niqqa!!

person 1: you are such a "david gerfen" dawg..
person 2: why tf are u so mean? stupid gerfen..

by d3vlL July 11, 2022

David

David's a pretty tall dude. A skater at heart. At peace with everyone and everything. Universally beloved yet humble. Just a friendly wandering tree.

David: *appears*

Everyone: if it ain't my favorite cunt

by sassysassman November 21, 2021

David

Basic horny white male.

That’s just a David. Horny as always.

by Cinnamon_kitten March 27, 2023