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Taylor Momsen

The Queen of Rock'n'Roll. Front woman of the amazing band The Pretty Reckless. Her voice is strong, unique and Rock'n'Roll all the way. A truly beautiful woman with a bright and vibrant soul. She's kind, sweet, funny, easy-going and simply the Best. One of the best things to ever happen to Rock.
by Van.lippert August 10, 2024
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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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Taylor Lee

Taylor Lee is a dumb Asian she’ll cry over the littlest thing and get mad everyday
by Sruudgiydcjy May 11, 2025
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Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕
by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025
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Taylor-pendence Day

Friday, May 30th 2025! The day Taylor Swift got her original music back! Happy Taylor-pendence Day!
“Hey! Do you know what day it is today?”

May 30th.”

Exactly! It’s Taylor-pendence Day!”
by missy ;) May 30, 2025
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TAYLOR TITS

Absolutely voluptuous boobs that make u drop everything now and kiss me in the pouring rain
by Taylor tits July 3, 2023
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taylor swift

STREAM SPEAK NOW TAYLOR SWIFTS VERSION!!!!
THE VAULT TRACKS ARE FIRE
by reputationbestalbum July 7, 2023
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