Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

Jimmy long arms

An individual who can reach the pillow from across the room from the bed.

Oh, man. We got us Jimmy long arms over here.

by MstrNealoth February 4, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

Qing Long

A miserable conscripted soldier who plays mobile legends all day and being useless and convincing random underage girls to break up with their boyfriends

Guy 1: "Have you heard? Lily just broke up with her boyfriene?"
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."

by Iliketoeatalotwkwkwkw January 30, 2022

Long word

A long word is a random mix of letters or words in one word.

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That's an example of a long word another one is:
Supercalifragilisticexpcalladocios.

by Logybananahead September 16, 2021

Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.

Long Island Railroad

by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023