clean the car

To have wild crazy sex with the partner in a dirty ca.

Girl: You free later
Guy:Yeah why?
Girl:you wanna try and clean the car?

by xlasko321 January 17, 2016

on the cross

behaving as though you're a martyr, the victim of an injustice, and doing it in a self-righteous way, as though you're the only one who has suffered
(the phrase is a sarcastic reference to Jesus being on the cross, the idea being "You think you're an innocent victim, like Jesus on the cross? Who do you think you are?")

situation: Person A has been trying to set up a conversation with Person B, to have a conversation about an important issue that affects a family member (Person C), but Person B has been attacking Person A for his faults, instead of focusing on understanding the family member's challenge - Person B is putting himself "on the cross" instead of helping to solve the problem
"Who do you think you are? Is this about my faults, or are we talking about helping Person C? You give me a call when you get off the cross, and we'll talk more then. Meanwhile, I'll get to work on my own."

by fj190 July 22, 2016

andrew the cock destroyer

A kid who likes to eat and destroy cock on a daily schedule.

You see that andrew the cock destroyer over there

by Humongo cock June 22, 2016

Chasing the clouds/rainbows

To go after something that you will never catch or pursue. Possibly something unreal, unrealistic, or impossible to get.

Unless you are chasing clouds away, in which case it means that you are clearing things up, making things better.

Running after you is like chasing the clouds/rainbows

by Sevenseconds July 14, 2020

on the cous

doing something sus in a low-key sketchy way

buster: go steal some fries from me on the cous
jimmy: you got it, buster

by thesillymoose October 25, 2020

Diablo The Cheater

An alternate persona for the Twitch streamer, DougDoug. This persona for him is used for cheating game console games, specifically interdemionsal sex simulator games which are powered by necromancers. He also considers himself a god, rivaling others to prove his superiority. Usually, this persona is seen in a Thanos bathing suit with a Waluigi cap on his head.

"Hey, friend have you seen Diablo The Cheater recently?"
"No, not really. All I've heard is he is doing interdemionsal sex simulators power by fucking necromancers.

by Professor Sakura January 25, 2023

Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023