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Mississippi State Guard

The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.
“Yeah, he didn’t join the Army—he joined the Mississippi State Guard and now won’t shut up about it on Facebook.”
by guywithhair December 12, 2025
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cities and states

A one man band- Freshman in College. Mass. Can be found on purevolume. Somewhat emo sounding, but very good. It's under Acoustic, Indie, and Alternative.
Cities and States is way better then that rap crap we call "music".

"I sure hope Cities and States becomes bigger."
by TodaysNotLikely August 4, 2006
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The Golden State

Imperial Felch Masters often use this term to describe the states of either Colorado or Oregon.
"The Golden State Warriors are from Colorado, or Oregon, right Simon?"
by Tyner Bucket June 2, 2007
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Fashion Mis-statement

When people put together different fashion trends or try to being back a past trend and it just doesn't work out.
I am not sure that headbands were ever really a female fashion hit, but I can tell you that Mia made a huge fashion mis-statement with that one tonight. She looked silly.
by Djsparty July 12, 2010
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a facist state

Where someone with power and influence can hide behind a guise or lie of helping someone while exerting their control over someone else's life by having the cops come pick them up, lock them up and label them guilty without a trial.
That bitch crossed the line, let's have her locked up and tell everyone she's a terrorist but make sure you lie and tell her you're only there to help. They don't call this a facist state for nothing!
by cosmicaxis June 30, 2011
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service ability limit state

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Failure at the "service ability limit state" is quite different form failure at the "ultmate limit state"...
by Copernicus-1952 July 14, 2011
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A blue mountain state

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck
Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night
by DirtyDan40 November 20, 2016
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