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shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018
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Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.
oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out
by Applepippin July 7, 2023
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Shower

Breh he went under the shower... thats a lot of water cum
by L0k1 July 18, 2019
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Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.
Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.
by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018
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shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks
someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK
by miau:3 April 26, 2023
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shower grega

mrgregas love for the shower
when a shower grega like eachother very much
by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016
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Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020
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