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Basically, all the other entries about it being a soul stealing waste of time are fucking true...man don't even get into this game unless you'd like to lose all your friends and live in your mom's basement for the rest of your fucking life...man, I finally decided to get a life after being level 70 something, but fuck, I'll never be able to get back all those wasted hours of my life...@#$&!
PK4lifebz342(made up name): Hey man, I just killed 675 moss giants and now I'm gonna go make some strength potions out of limpwurt roots and red spider eggs
rsismylife52: Sweet dude, I'm gonna go to Lumbridge to scam some newbs for the hell of it and then I'm going to do Dragon Slayer.
PK4lifebz342: Shit, I finished that centuries ago...I'm gonna go alchemize 1000s of steel plates that took me days to make and then I'm gonna put on my dragon 2H, rune complete...

You get the point...just do speed or stoges, it will be easier to quit than playing Runescape
runescape by Aster Wind March 21, 2007
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Rule13 by LW-13 June 15, 2011

runescape 

Hmmm a highly addictive game which u shouldn't go on at ALL unless you can spend alot of time wasting away on your computer its basically a Big virtual chat line which is way to popular which u can make money get killed make friends get scammed ( For the like 10 time for me ) , do quests, get lost when your a noob ( O the days back then hehe )Make items , buy items , Sell items , use items, and also waste away because you become highly adictied to it...but some people think its real life and u no....Ugh... yah its wronge.. Also people on it can be stupid .. and annoying
Werid Freek:Hey person your pretty Can you give me all your money??
Person: No f Off you little freek
Werid Freek: Your So Mean Im Reporting You
Person: So i dont care
runescape by Lianne May 13, 2005

Rule 129 

If something exists, there is are at least three cryptocurrencies for it.
PotCoin, WeedCoin and Paragon all satisfy Rule 129 for marijuana.

LBRY Credits, Theta Tokens, and SNGLS all meet Rule 129 for content publishing.

PinkCoin, SpankChain and SexCoin all validate Rule 129 for sex workers.
Rule 129 by TheBrazenGeek January 2, 2018

Continental Rule 

Simply stated, "it's not cheating if one partner is on another continent". Thus, the vacationing partner and the one left on the home continent can both proceed with relationships as if single. However, all relationships formed in this time must be terminated upon both partners being on the same continent once again.

Important to note is that no relationship formed during the Continental Rule can supersede the meaningfulness of the original relationship. This means the Continental Rule is primarily for vacation hook-ups and avoiding lonely nights.

The Continental Rule can also be avoided if both partners expressly consent to such terms before being separated.
"I'm going away to France next summer, but I don't want to cheat on Jenny."
"Don't worry, the Continental Rule applies; nothing you do there is cheating."
Continental Rule by hockeyguy071 December 9, 2008

Two-inch Rule 

A rule used by women practicing "abstinence." You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
"Elizabeth, I can't believe you lost it to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."
Two-inch Rule by ValoKire April 18, 2008

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT 

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.
Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.