retardance

A group of retards that form a alliance to create a retardants.

Woah, I never seen a retardance that big before, “said John.” Bro, that’s just the group of popular kids.

by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021

Retarded

The word meaning the very being of that one guy who refuses to leave you alone no matter how many times you reprimand him or express your disinterest in him.

Me: I don't like you.
Luffy:Hey mamas, I love you

Me: Luffy.. you're Retarded

by KissKissFallApart November 3, 2023

Retard

This is commonly used to describe the person I shagged up the ass, also known as, your Mum

“Your mums a gay retard, lol”

by UrMumsGay6969 November 18, 2020

Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021

retard

a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD

Hannah: hey shes a retard! she cant even read *laugh*

by butt3r.s September 8, 2022

Retarded

To have been born wrong, be stupid and to not be able to be successful in life. A very cruel word only said to those you truly hate.

Your are so retarded.

by Anonymous person16 July 16, 2019