touched roads

After serving time in jail or prison and you are finally released.

Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads

Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for

Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse

Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in

by TorontoGs April 11, 2018

Hampton Roads Academy

Hampton Roads Academy is utterly unremarkable, but if it had any quality that anyone gave a shit about, that quality would be stuck-up and pretentious. Collared polo shirts are mandatory in case the “Thou Shalt Be Preppy” rule wasn’t obvious enough, and freedom of self expression is just about nonexistent when it comes to the dress code—blue jeans, tee shirts with graphics on them, shorts, and hoodies, are considered “inappropriate” for school. Much of the student population are spoiled rich kids, who all seem to copy each other and only interact with those who behave the exact same way as them. It’s rare for students to go out of their way to get to know people outside of their social circle. I’ve always hated the lack of social diversity and cliquey-ness of the school, how it is just about nearly impossible to branch out of your own friend group—if you’re lucky enough to even have a friend group. The school has extreme rules, enforced by the tyrannical dean of students. Seniors used to be able to have actual freedom, like being able to go off campus for lunch, and this has been permanently taken away since the construction of the dining hall, because they need all students to pay an extra 2000 dollars a year (built into their 20,000 dollar tuition, of course!) for mediocre lunches. It’s all about public image, they don’t actually care about the feelings or happiness of the students. HRA is a business, and money and maintaining its reputation is the top priority there.

“You go to Hampton Roads Academy? Oh god, I’m so sorry.”

“Students at Hampton Roads Academy have barely any freedom, and get two hour detentions for wearing blue jeans.”

by billybobbooger January 30, 2022

roadtrip

dream ✨

People change like the tides in the ocean
At least I think or am I dead wrong?
Foot on the brake at the light I don’t notice
I sit and wait until the next song

Twenty hours in an old van
Up the east coast through the cold wind
Drove twenty hours by the ocean
Up the east coast, what a road trip

Now that interstate is paved with memories
Of a past life I lived when I was eighteen
And every winter I think back to what we used to be
In that past life we lived at eighteen

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Uh, I reminisce about a past life
Things change, I get it ’cause nothing lasts, right?
Yeah, and I was thinkin’ ’bout her last night
Scrolling through our memories, debatin’ ’bout our last times
Ayy, for a minute we was cool
Then we flew just a little too close to the sun
Now we finished, now we through
Guess we knew one day we would have to grow up

Twenty hours in an old Ford
Across the Midwest thinking, “What for?”
Drove twenty hours, but it’s hopeless
Across the Midwest, what a road trip

Now that interstate is paved with memories
Of a past life I lived when I was eighteen
And every winter I think back to what we used to be
In that past life we lived at eighteen

dream roadtrip :

by b1S(00T1 March 4, 2021

roadie

The best job ever. It often involves lugging gear around and setting up the stage for the band. There are also specialized roadies that deal with one specific thing, such as guitars, basses, drums, and front of house sound, these are referred to as techs or techies. Roadies also fix any problems that may occur during a show. Many bands have at least one roadie, but usually don't have more than 10.

I'm the roadie for the PG's; I lug their amplifiers and guitars to the stage and set up for the show. I also handle the merch booth when the singer's girlfriend is busy

by elijah (psykokatt storm) June 5, 2015

Roadman

So basically, a roadman is a geeza who tink he solid fam. He go round found drug ting buyin and sellin he go round in Nike tracksuit and hoodie with his head down inning. He has garden stuff which he basically uses as sharks. They go round in groups in dark alleysyou get me and shank anyone they see. They mess up there GCSE's getting fives and then have to work at Macky d's and barely get paged nout but tink det got bare money innit

Oh nah fam there's a roadman over there with a shank and he thinks he's solid so he'll drug US up and take us in their Vauxhall corsa back to their mum's basement. Nah fam just basically leg it but can they even see us with their north face puffer jackets with their heads so low down they're nerly snapping their necks

by Ensusksssjx December 6, 2018

off-roading

Anal Sex

When my girlfriend's pussy got sore, I rolled her over, lubed up her ass, and went off-roading.

by jd1989 November 1, 2012

Roadblock

The act of one male putting his genitals, both dick and balls, into the mouth of another male or female.

Example 1:
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.

Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?

Andrew: Sure!

Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."

by SKetchpro September 16, 2011