Platting your Poo

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
by Pinkcass March 08, 2010
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Catch 20-poo

When you gotta shit really badly, however running to the toilet will make you shit yourself, but you won't make it if you walk.
I'm a block away from my house, and that taco bell is starting to kick in... I'm in a real catch 20-poo!
by Sir guydudeman December 21, 2016
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Hot poo shower

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"
Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.
by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015
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Poo Pipe Pirate

Also known as the Jolly Rogerer,pirate of men’s pants.
Watch out there maybe Poo Pipe Pirates int the shower room.
by K-Slash October 06, 2003
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2000 Flushes Poo

Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.

While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.

Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP
Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!
by boner_b_wild March 26, 2009
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wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.
"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."
by Madamasselle March 02, 2003
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eat my poo

A threat that challenges an individual to eat one's excrement. It originates from the fact that poo is disgusting (unless served with a side salad in a pita bread) and therefore eating it would be disgusting. This means that the challenge will most probably be failed, therefore making the non-poo eater a failure.
"Yo smelly smell smell head, eat my poo"

Person 1: I am going to eat your nan
Person 2: Yeah right, eat my poo!
Person 1: No
Person 2: Haha, you did not rise to my challenge henceforth making you a failure and a smaller man than I. Hell I bet your penis doesn't even reach the end of your scrotty bag
by Bumhead October 22, 2004
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