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shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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Dumpster Pimp

\demp-st-er ‘pimp\ in /iorigin unknown (2009): b1 :/b A man who supports himself and his family on revenue manifested the sales of his Dumpster finds, byways of Restoring, Refurbishes, Reboot, and recycling. i2 :/i A man who providing his families wears, eats, and entertainment solely from trash. i 3 : /i Professional Dumpster diver.
iThat Darren ‘s a Dumpster Pimp, girl, I heard he gotta four bedroom home that’s fulled up garbage and real nice stuff too./i
by Krimp September 25, 2009
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angry pimp syndrome

wjen a pimp gets angry at a prostitute and jits jer
Oj man! Tjat pro looks like a victim of angry pimp syndrome!
by AllieIsGr8 November 11, 2010
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angry pimp syndrome

wjen a pimp gets angry at a prostitute and jits jer
Oj man! Tjat pro looks like a victim of angry pimp syndrome!
by AllieIsGr8 November 11, 2010
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Penominal & Pimpalyshus

A baller group of fine men, often known for no... and i mean NO self control, a horrible appetite for vandalism, and slow as shit punches that can knock down buildings
Yo those mufukaz; the Penominal & Pimpalyshus crew screwed up tyler that shit fucker
by Pimpalyshus April 29, 2011
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male pimp

He is a male pimp...he's loaded
by getsomenow May 25, 2011
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Apple Pimp

People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.
That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!
by serenity_within_calamity January 1, 2012
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