Men that live with their moms and act cool on Madden Message board but are really pathetic lowlifes.
by THE DEEZY October 12, 2008
Get the 40 Year old Virginmug. A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.
Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
by benormous April 30, 2006
Get the the 40-year-old virginmug. Mostly immature idiot's who play fortnite all day after school but Sometime's can be mature as a 17 Or older but the immature one's Think there the shit and Swear all the time thinking thier *cool* because they know 100 way's to masturbate and can swear And think they are BIG cause they are in middle school Now.
Man 1. Look over there the 11 Year old and there friend's in a circle.
Man 2. Yeah they think they Big.
Man 1. Yes.
Man 2. Yeah they think they Big.
Man 1. Yes.
by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019
Get the 11 Year Oldmug. When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.
Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)
by Rosh507 December 14, 2014
Get the Old Man Jerry (OMJ)mug. found in parry sound on the island. greasy ol bunsen darts cheap smokes that may or may not contain rat droppings and have a tendency for the filters to fall off
by Champion of Bum Darts February 7, 2010
Get the greasy old bunsen dartmug. 
Get the old bridge high schoolmug. Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.
by temeasesino October 27, 2011
Get the The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrewmug.