DADS

Diarrhea After Drinking Shits.
The foulest type of shits that torment our stomach so terribly it wakes up our hungover body ultimately leading to the most wonderful release

shit drunk hungover dying trashed turnt poop diarrhea dad

Tonya: I don't feel very good
Tammi: girl you went hard last night, you probably have the dads you need a good shit.

by ScrambledMegs October 27, 2015

dad

a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.

kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never

by tay08tay08 March 06, 2022

Dad

A person who, could gave trauma to his own child.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did the worst to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 04, 2022

Dad

The person, who gave trauma to his own children.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did wrong to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 04, 2022

Dad

The first real man in your life.
Strong, caring, motivating, selfless, one-of-a-kind.
He loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you, no matter what.
Also known as son's first hero and daughter's first love.

Person: Who's your favourite hero?
Me: Definitely my dad. He's so great.. supportive, loving, kind.

by xlovexchaosx March 20, 2021

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019

dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 28, 2020