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Lady of the night 

Lady of the night - A girl with a lot of tattoos, piercings, and some sort of obsession with Budweiser. Not the datable type. Will freak out, and become a raging bitch upon being asked to be a girlfriend. Mornings are not a good time to see these types, they often resemble a zombie with make up smeared all over there face and chipped nail polish littering your bed. Hair is usually frayed at the ends and breath usually filled with vomit from the night before. Remember, never date.
I asked B***** to be my girlfriend. Dude, horrible decision. Two weeks later and I'm broke, I'm smoking again, and I think I have a hemorrhoid from listening to her bitch. God damn, and she just broke up with me. I should have known, never date a Lady of the night.
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Saturday Night Special 

A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the Saturday Night Special is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

AKA New Jersey Shocker
I'll surprise her with the Saturday Night Special instead of the Shocker.

Fuck the Night 

Man, I'm gonna get it on all night with that babe! I'm gonna fuck the night.
Fuck the Night by TMX January 30, 2007

Ladies Night 

Is a hentai anime that envolves parties that have tons of nude lesbian girls dancing and making sex. It's too hard...
Ladies Night by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Bump-in-the-Night 

Same as a Pounce-and-Fuck, except with a more stealth and seductive connotation.
"That guy is Antonio Banderas-hot: he's a definite Bump-in-the-Night."

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL 

Old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).
Go ahead pull out that SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL and give me an excuse to kill your stupid ass...

girls' night out 

A night out to a male strip club, commonly taken by "girls"