Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
“Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit”

Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015

Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024

Mud Puddle

a group of people larger than 3 made up of african americans.

hey mane, lets go join this mud puddle.

by Natavian August 25, 2023