mandeep's mom

shit face fucker

Aaron:yer mom is hot
Mandeep:i know i would do her too

by yeah January 13, 2004

ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
ur mom

by Tim May 13, 2005

your mom

supposed to be offensive and funny at the same time, in order for one to feel "cool" at times.

hey joey!
hey marc!
YOUR MOM!
* looks around as if cool *
dam man that was a good one

by Tarayourmom December 28, 2005

Danny's mom

See Jeff's Mom

see jeff's mom in reference to danny's mom

by Zachari DeBlacks December 16, 2008

Rocker Mom

Like the more common "soccer mom", the Rocker Mom will push her kids to succeed in the profession of her broken dreams. Namely, they expect you to be a rock star so they can bask in your glory vicariously.
Often seen trawling gigs still trying to dress like Kate Bush and talking to your friends like, "whoa, maaaaannn!!!".

Jamie's got a Rocker Mom. She's a total milf, but probably too old to wear that much latex.

by the JE55 October 24, 2008

ur mom

Someone who is "banged" on a daily basis by 12 year olds and retarded "newfags".

Boy: lolz i banged ur mom
Mature Individual: brb
Mature Individual: *comes back with a cup of horse semen and forces it down the boy's throat (cup included)*

by prvt asscancer September 25, 2012

Phenom Mom

A mother who is just off the hizzle. You know, one that cleans the house, cooks the food, and most importantly buys you beer. Ya swiffin'?

When the fridge aint stocked, you can always count on a phenom mom.

by Stevie Y December 3, 2004