Michael Jackson 

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.

Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!

Michael Jackson by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018

Michael Jackson 

A pedophile

LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.

MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee

Michael Jackson by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020

Michael J Fox 

The twitchy actions of a nervous person.
Or perhaps the only impersonation that can be made while falling a great distance.

He was so nervous during the interview,he just knew he was going all Michael J fox, but he could not help it.

Looks like I'll be going splat soon, time for Michael J Fox.

Michael J Fox by Inca Hoots August 22, 2008

Michael Jackson 

a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.

...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.

Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!

Friend: What does that mean?

Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.

Michael Jackson by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019

michael phelps  

What every fish in the sea wants to be

Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.

michael phelps by doitphaggot January 17, 2009

Michael Phelps 

a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.

"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."

Michael Phelps by The Palaceoflove October 17, 2008

Michael Jackson 

A complete nonce that takes random children to parties at his house.

Michael Jackson is a nonce.

Michael Jackson by Power476 December 19, 2020