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Love is the most stupidest thing in the world. It means you can't look out for yourself and you need someone else to stand there and back you up. It means waiting up for people when your ahead, and trying to catch up when you fall behind. It means hours of slavery for cruddy people.
Hey, you married yet?

Naw, love is stupid.
by CorgiWolf August 16, 2012
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When you're black out drunk but still manage to call your best friend and tell them that you love and miss them.
Drunk Girl: "Gemmmmmma, I misss youuu! Come hooome!"
Gemma: "are you drunk?"
Drunk girl: "Whatt are you sayingg? I love you! Where are you?"
by thiswasme September 30, 2013
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An easy way for a girl kick a guy nut multiple times and him still want her.
I love her but I'm starting to fell the pain in my balls.
by YoyPro32101 January 11, 2012
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Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.
When all the pretty blossom had fallen I found that we were one tree and not two

Love is forever!
by XsvSinariavsX June 29, 2011
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by Saniel deavey June 29, 2020
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