Hard can't

Something you actually can't do, as opposed to something you shouldn't do.

Me: We can't go there, there's a fence.
She: There's no barbed wire, it's not a hard can't.

by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

by shabangabang February 15, 2008

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Hard LAD

A wee cheeky mate who thinks hes all hard and tough, a true wee hard laddy, they always have the scouse trim

Person 1: Ayush is the hardest lad in all of northern ireland
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah

by Slionse January 01, 2025

hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

hard plaque

Also known as Calculus is like cement on your teeth. Sharp objects are used to remove it, WITHOUT anesthesia.

Patient: What do I have in my teeth?

Doc: Afraid to say... it Calculus also know as hard plaque, is very dangerous.
Patient : Can you remove it ?

Doc: Sure!

by I hate UrbDic May 23, 2021

Hard Ginger

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of ginger ale and spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan).

Man, this rum and cola has been tearing up my stomach. It sounds like you need a Hard Ginger, instead. All the fun of spiced rum with ginger ale to settle your stomach!

by Bob D. Bomb September 24, 2016