by Donny Diamond May 10, 2018
I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.
by BadBadblackman November 30, 2023
by Ben 55 November 19, 2020
Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)
I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.
by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023
by dodo2night November 22, 2016
A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.
Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.
by The answer is always Pork Roll June 29, 2023
A girl who comes from a lower-to-moderate socioeconomic 'hood while also having the class to present herself in a situation so as to be perceived as a 'mademoiselle' from old money.
Despite her rough upbringing, Lola has done well for herself. She has a way about her... demanding respect without saying a word and eloquently so. She's so 'ghetto-moiselle!'
by sleslie2425 March 21, 2011