December 11

It’s fart in people’s faces without their consent day! Get those cheeks ready to blast!!

Kid: Hey dude its December 11, you know what that means!
Dude: AWW MAN
Mom: *pulls down pants and sticks butt in kids face*
Kid: DANG NABBIT

by cheek slapping king November 1, 2019

December 18

People born this day are probably bottoms

“I’m a bottom”
“I can tell, you’re born on December 18”

by Straightasawetnoodle November 10, 2019

December 5th

November 5th is now National "Wear black day"

Everyone has to wear black!

"why is everyone wearing black today?"

Oh! Haven't you heard? It's December 5th!"

by UrgurlLilZ November 13, 2019

December 3rd

December 3rd is about grab a girls ass and her tits in one day!

"Duude, today is December 3rd, have you made it yet?" "Naah, almost tho. Grabbed Daphne’s ass🤤"

by Givemesumrespectdoodes December 2, 2019

December 3

The day where NO ONE can call you shit

Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means

John: yeah the day no one can call you shit

by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

December 8th

National Juice WRLD day Juice WRLD died on this day so evey year on December 8th we will celebrate him

December 8th national Juice WRLD day

by Nightwrld112 December 8, 2019

December 8th

The day Juice Wrld “died” of a seizure

Hey, do you even believe that Juice Wrld died on December 8th
No I don’t, I think he’s faking it

by @don’t use your real name December 8, 2019