December 11

It’s fart in people’s faces without their consent day! Get those cheeks ready to blast!!

Kid: Hey dude its December 11, you know what that means!
Dude: AWW MAN
Mom: *pulls down pants and sticks butt in kids face*
Kid: DANG NABBIT

by cheek slapping king November 1, 2019

December 5

December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.

Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”

by bennyb070707 December 2, 2020

December 2nd

Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

by idkwhattoputsohi October 29, 2019

December 18

People born this day are probably bottoms

“I’m a bottom”
“I can tell, you’re born on December 18”

by Straightasawetnoodle November 10, 2019

December 25

If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.

Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*

Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick

by PP extendus man December 17, 2019

December 30

The day before Christmas Eve.

Jimmy: Holy shoot it's December 30! They day before Christmas Eve!
Holly: Get ready for some fun tomorrow!

by Nooby Person December 21, 2021

December 8th

The day Juice Wrld “died” of a seizure

Hey, do you even believe that Juice Wrld died on December 8th
No I don’t, I think he’s faking it

by @don’t use your real name December 8, 2019