Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith
College is a
liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith
College has a 2.
6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith
College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in
lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about
pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the
Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors
bussy which they desperately long to peg.
