A recent phenomenon which consist of wannabe models (normally from Eastern Europe) who chase deep house clubs, parties and DJs at night as if they'd never heard electronic music before, instead of their dreams.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
"Vould you listen to ze DJ! Iz sooo guut!
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
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