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A fucking raucous hit of a smoking device.
Luke to a raucous beat off my chillum and blew chunks on his girlfriend's tits. what a fagspar.
by Dankesthours182 October 5, 2010
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beat pink

The color a woman's vagina becomes after having some really good intercourse for an extended period of time.
That pussy was beat pink after fucking it for 4hrs straight!
by TNA Mama July 14, 2016
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beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.
The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.
by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023
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Beat It

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
Beat It is a bad parody of Eat It.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Bad Beat Infection

"Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".

CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
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Beat friend

Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter
My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.
by Ernfern May 11, 2020
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