baby back bitch

Someone who is whining acting like a bitch or that is annoying you. a person that needs to suck it up and stop crying about stupid things.

John is a baby back bitch for not rematching justin

by justinintime March 17, 2008

back row baller

student that sits in the back row of lecture and does other homework, texts, eats, or anything other than paying attention to what's going on. Does better than you in the class.

student 1: "Yooo check out that chick sitting all the way in the back of lecture with her ipod and aviators"

student 2: "Yeah, and she beat the class average on that exam by like 30 points"

student 1: "She's a back row baller, fer sure."

by laxgal12 February 24, 2009

Back-Alley Bandit

A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.

Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.

by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014

go back to la

A phrase mouth breathing stinky ignorant Yucca tweakers use to signal people from out of town that they aren’t selling enough meth to afford a house.

“Go back to LA, you damn hipsters!”

by SimpleSimonSavesMermaids May 26, 2021

back door flows

Something all high school guys say when they have the boys over. It means that their back door is open and ready for any broads to come through it.

At Johnny’s house the back door flows! Girls come over every night!

by Back doors always open June 24, 2019

back sack attack

The assault of one's testicles from behind. Generally, the victim is bent over, however a standing attack up the legs is also commonplace.

Often times, the assailant will yell "back sack attack!" either at contact, or after the strike is complete.

Winding up for a kick, Ben positioned himself behind a bent-over Matt. Using mostly the flick of his foot unto the scrotum, Ben yelled "Back sack attack!" before Matt ever got the chance to react. Devolving into his fetal position, Matt sat writhing in pain.

by MrPistachio February 9, 2013

Back Alley Kwan

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.

by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016