Holy Jesus Balls

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!
Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!
by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016
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Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
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jesus feet water

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021
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jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
by meetthetony August 28, 2005
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Jesus of the Christ

Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.
Jesus of the Christ capped FDR.
by christian madril March 22, 2007
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Pee Wee and Jesus

A website that chronicles the life and adventures of Pee Wee and Jesus
Pee Wee and Jesus are best friends for life!
pee-weeandjesus.com
by ReneFortuna February 19, 2005
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