double click

Taking two tokes in concession without passing to other members of the toking circle.

Secondary definition - to takeout of turn.

Also: double clicking, double clicked.

Person 1: you just took a toke.
Person 2: so.
Person 1: don't double click I want a toke!

Second example

Person cuts in line, "hey man, don't double click end of the line."

by MGDnweed June 18, 2011

double dump

A double dump is when one takes a shit, wipes then flushes and whilest washing their hands gets a clogged up feeling in ones anus and then realises they have not yet finished taking a shit, and has to get back on the bog and finish the job.

Two girl's standing by sink in public toilet.
One girl says to the other...
"yo girl i just did a double dump"
"OOoo that nasty! i hope you washed your shity hands" replies the girl.

by moolphir cockhand April 15, 2009

double flush

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

by Filibustered January 13, 2011

Double T

An evolved form of Triple D. Someone who used to have DDDs in her unrestrained past but has now matured and lives moderately though she can still let loose with the best of them.

Tammy was totally wild in her Triple D days but since she got married is now a lying low, Double T, but still has that spark of the old days.

by Selfdog February 2, 2010

Double Douche

He's usually a man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009

double hurricane

The act of satisfying a male sexually with both hands simultaneously, simulating a hurricane-like motion. NOT a really big drink you can order at the bar.

- "How did your date with Sally go?"
- "Sally's the shit; she gave me a double hurricane."

by fuckinshitdoesanyonehavethisname? August 31, 2005

double flick

The act of holding up both one's middle fingers in an offensive gesture.

Percival double flicked Jerimiah after he threw a pie at him.

by DJ Silly Hat October 7, 2007