David

An alternative for "Cirb"
David means to ragebait.

My love language is to david my friend group.

by gugir April 24, 2025

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David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

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David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.

sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD

by davidbond December 20, 2021

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David

1. A type of stubern donkey who gets into pointless discussions with other people to save his ego.
2. Tall men from ex soviet countries

"Damn, this dude in class is such a David. He kept yapping on about some pointless topic, by the time he was finished, everyone had already left the classroom."

by Mydudeyourdude December 27, 2021

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David Wills

David Wills is the sexiest human being on this planet. He is the starting receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. Weighing in at around 1,000 pounds this beast is sponsered by Monster Energy. He is also known as the man who first stepped on the moon and who also discovered the light bulb

That guy is such a David Wills.

by c&b torture central September 24, 2020

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