friendly fake

A person who acts nice in your presences but talks about you badly when you're not around.
You friendly fake.
These hoes friendly fake.
by Keisha B. March 11, 2014
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fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.
Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.
by Lexiphile August 29, 2015
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Fake fuck boy

A person who acts like a fuck boy, dresses like a fuck boy, treats girls as if he is a fuck boy, but just a way to get girls
An example of this is if you have a friend who fakes themselves around social media and or in public but is actually a really nice person on the inside. This is an example of a fake fuck boy.
by Stanky cracker dolphin October 17, 2017
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Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.
After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
by The real pahooga February 26, 2025
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Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical drug that is extremely rare. it is often made with cheap materials and sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk is believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief. Taking too many fake urks will trick your body into overdosing so it is very important to verify your plug.
After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
by The real pahooga February 26, 2025
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Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.
she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends
by darkseid007 October 25, 2019
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Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.
"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!
by typpwr August 02, 2022
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