Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

scroll time

An addiction of endlessly scrolling through social media.

I need some scroll time right now.

by Mezbarnett October 8, 2017

Batman Time

Going to sleep after 6 am and waking up at 3pm or later

I missed class because I am on Batman time

by Slam7550 May 29, 2013

C-Time

Short for "Cigarette Time".
See Smoke Break.

will: i don't know about you, but i could really use a cig right about now.

kelly: C-TIME!!!!!!!!

by WSBD November 22, 2011

crime time

Until the statute of limitations is met.

The crime time is a little over a year from now for this particular offense.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

magazine time

The unproductive use of time due to a lazy decision made by someone in a management position. Based on a Simpsons reference.

"Kids, teacher's a little hungover this morning, let's have magazine time until one and then you can talk amongst yourselves after lunch."

by bursaar February 17, 2009

Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.

clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"

by schedulingsquad August 27, 2013