real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

by soccern00b May 3, 2010

Real.

someone who says this either wants to die | or is being funny

Dude this game makes me want to kill myself!

Real.

by Ploxed September 10, 2023

Real Nigga

Me

I am a real nigga

by SpinaX August 9, 2021

Real

Someone who's simply always pleasant to be around and provides hookups

My dealer Joey is so real always hooking me up with extra g's

by Seventeen thirty eight December 1, 2016

Real Battarmane Hours

What you expect when you finish climbing a 2000+ feet peak and begin the 7 kilometer trek back down to enjoy some of that Kukke Subramanya style sambar rice with pickle.

Person 1: Yo how long this trek gon' take?
Person 2: Chill dawg, we got real battarmane hours waiting for us at the base camp.
person 1: *cooms*

by BiddagaruStyle January 18, 2022

The Real Diamond Cutter

When one with no big toes moves both feet inward, connect 2nd toes inwards to reveal a diamond shape due to lack of toes.

Man did you see that guy on the beach, he had the real diamond cutter going on.

by The Hamster Wheel November 8, 2025

A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022