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Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.
Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.
by Thier_x September 20, 2019
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Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch
Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.
by M Land May 21, 2024
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Socks

An acronym, Some Other Cunts KidS, the children your partner has by a previous partner.
My partners socks are really bratty and under cultured.
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Sock

Specifically, twinks that are exchanged for sex just as frequently as socks. This can be used for any type of person as well.
It's sad to bring your sock to dinner after use, just get a new one.
by Rabidchimichanga May 13, 2016
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Schrödinger's Sock

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.
That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.
by shad0wbits February 12, 2021
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3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia
Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform
by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023
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Giraffe sock thursday

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing
by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018
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