A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

a person who hasn't been responsible during quarantine/shelter in place and has been hanging out with other people they don't live with
(S)he's been socially slutty and I know they had some drinks with friends at a house party in late April. Don't hangout with them in person yet, just in case.
by chuckdnguyen May 18, 2020

Key social justice kings range from Darrow the "Slave King" in *Red Rising*, to Martin Luther King, Jr. himself.
by Doos Jarus May 1, 2021

by Ljsticks February 2, 2022

A social whore is somebody that is constantly seeking attention from any and everyone. This common peasant can be found on instagram , facebook and snapchat (being a whore via posing or posting "sexual" and suggestive descriptions/comments on their own pictures and profile. This flirt has slowly but surely taken over the rep that is usually seen as "bad and boujee " ... therefore ruining socialmedia for all the REAL bad bitchez .
"Wow, that girl Azarlea is such a social whore".
"Did you see Peggy's insta pic, she is so fishing for compliments. Social whore!"
"Did you see Peggy's insta pic, she is so fishing for compliments. Social whore!"
by Ayyyybitch344 December 9, 2018

A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
by bwsimonse December 5, 2021

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
