Reverse pussy whipped is the delusional state of mind in which the male caters to the females every want and desire with the unachievable expectation that a) she will not cheat on him or b) she will actually accompany him to a social event. Typically this happens when the couple in question is in a miserable marriage or a genuinely shitty dating situation. Commonly this is a very expensive proposition. In most cases the male has been groomed by a lifestyle of beer and pizza. This strategy seldom works in the long term.
I can't believe bob's fat ass keeps blowing off his boys while his wife is " out with the girls". His excuse is feeding the cats. He should grow a sack. He is reverse pussy whipped. Reverse pussy whipped
by Notrpwed January 5, 2014
Get the reverse pussy whippedmug. I walked in on my co-worker Rhett reverse eating a glizzy on his bed.
"Did y'all see Evan reverse eating a glizzy earlier? He tore that thing up"
"Did y'all see Evan reverse eating a glizzy earlier? He tore that thing up"
by Iozdidit December 2, 2022
Get the Reverse Eating A Glizzymug. The art of shitting in a partners mouth, upon which the partner French kisses the shit back into your mouth. The most important factor in which you both are wearing tuxedos. Similar to the art of the reverse snowball.
My friend Christian had a great time at prom last night, I heard his friend gave him the The Reverse Tuxedo Surprise, What a shithead!
by KINGBACHLOVER69 May 3, 2022
Get the Reverse Tuxedo Surprisemug. When you get injured and steal your best friend's girlfriend. This is referring to the movie Varsity Blues when Paul Walker gets injured and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This is the opposite of that. The injured is actually the one that steals the girl.
Dude my roommate tore his ACL and totally reverse paul walkered me. I walked in and he was banging my girlfriend. I didn't even know he could do the things he was doing on his crutches!
by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014
Get the reverse paul walkeredmug. When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
by cronk doogle July 23, 2015
Get the reversed sloppy santamug. by bread yeet bread yeet May 23, 2019
Get the uno reverse bmug. When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.
by mountainofcupcakes January 21, 2021
Get the Numero uno reversemug.