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jailhouse pizza

A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.
Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!

Avery: GOD NO
by chef_trigramsey February 10, 2021
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Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza
Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza
by "Queen S" June 28, 2018
mugGet the Mexican Pizzamug.

Pizza

The act of crying into a pair of used panties while masterbating
"ugh, Simeons in Pizza time again"
"Hey guys! My names Simeon and I love to pizza"
by Syntax1985 May 9, 2022
mugGet the Pizzamug.

Cheese Pizza

Code for ordering 14+ child at a pizza place, for a "pizza party," for younger they will request green or fried green tomatoes.
He was really hard for the pizza party he and his friends were preparing as he ordered 2 cheese pizzas.
by pornstitute August 14, 2025
mugGet the Cheese Pizzamug.

Black Pizza

When a person gets the cops called on them and somehow gets themselves arrested in seconds if not minutes.
Seeing people pull a black pizza on YouTube is entertaining as hell.
by YuOfTheNight March 18, 2024
mugGet the Black Pizzamug.

Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022
mugGet the Carpet Pizzamug.

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire
I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza
by Hespurr March 6, 2024
mugGet the Pineapple Pizzamug.

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