European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.

Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.

by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020

Boob train

When you boob a train

I’m gonna pull a boob train

by Man_of_Milk_(Notmilk) March 9, 2020

Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female

Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?

by freaky.J September 28, 2021

train

If you are a train, you are automatically a banana. You are a capitalist. You will die. Immediately. Or maybe not. Point is, being a train is the worst insult ever.

Person 1: Isn’t Trump just the greatest? He’s made our economy amazing?
Person 2: You are such a fucking train, Jerry.

Person 1: What you liberal SJW snowflake spy?

by BUTTERGANG ™️ October 29, 2019

escape train

A cheaper value of train, with limited services

Escape train is too cheap for me.

by jakezhao100 May 23, 2016

Party Train

When a bunch of homosexual men form a line and all engage in anal intercourse with the person in front of them. If there is enough people it can loop back and form a closed circle.

Went to Jack's place last night, rode the party train all evening.

by mrh@nky June 19, 2025