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Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.
by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
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Cut

by isharealwun February 1, 2018
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National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.
Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!
by die potato April 20, 2021
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Butt Cut

A haircut that looks like (or similar) to a, Bowl cut, Bread Loaf, or a Mushroom cut.
Yo that dumbass got a butt cut
by Glassy_sloth March 4, 2024
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cutting the gas

To choke yourself/partner during intercourse or masturbation or intentionally restrict the oxygen to the brain for pleasure
"She's a proper little dirty. Into getting her gas cut" "when we fuck how about cutting the gas?"
by staceysays January 31, 2015
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Computer Cut

A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut
What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.
by Seattlespy May 31, 2022
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Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010
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