A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 28, 2023
All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
by MR WOLF June 14, 2010
points you get from smoking weed
by treepoints4lyfe August 23, 2017
by eat balls 21 August 4, 2020
After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
by mlhiss December 25, 2019
by monkey poopere November 19, 2022
Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur
Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end
Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end
by T_R_EEE May 8, 2022