five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.

may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

five

i fucked 5 guys

i fucked five boys last night

by not daveeeeeeee May 14, 2024

Legendary High Five

The high five given after going skiing with your bros and the town's favorite whore.

Dude, remember the legendary high five we did last night after kelley beat us down the hill when we all went skiing?

Dude, so word.

by TittySlamSwag July 8, 2011

five knuckle sandwich

hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs

So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich

by Koltinn May 18, 2024

White Five

Ejaculating on a five dollar bill and throwing it at a stripper

The stripper's hand was all slimy after I gave her a white five

by Nigga Day Day January 31, 2019