mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 19, 2018

Molly mouth

When you use MDMA and have mouth ulcers after

Dude I rolled so hard last weekend, I still have Molly mouth

by kayble May 5, 2023

wavy-mouth

Da drawn-for-comedic-effect "squiggly-lips-line" facial expression dat a cartoonist employs to indicate a confused, shocked, or distressed mindset of da character displaying said weird look.

Sarge: Look at all these awful news-items in the newspaper --- fire, floods, famine, you name it! I wish I could hear even one little piece of actual GOOD news for a change!
Zero (in naive cheerfulness): My sore toe is better!
Sarge: (glances up at Zero with his classic "wavy-mouth" expression)

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Lottery Mouth

1.) Someone who says the very first thing that comes to their mind. Just like a lottery machine and how the first number that comes out is the number they say out loud.

2.) It is also when the thing you say is completely random. Like when a lottery machine spits out a number ball at random.

Jason keeps on yelling out completely random things. I think he may have lottery mouth.

by Jizzle99 April 17, 2015

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

the boiling mouth

the sexual position where a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she gargles the cum forcing the cum to boil

Linda: "Oh my god, Hank did "The Boiling Mouth" sex position last night and it was so hot!"
Frank: "You fuckers have problems man."
Linda: "Don't be mad because Hank has a girl to do "The Boiling Mouth" Position on."

by Man Of Professional Profession September 19, 2021