Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 04, 2011
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25th March

Guys born on 25th March are called Emmanuel. They have a few friends and they are sometimes shy. Their best friends are usually called Deen
He's such a 25th March
by unanimous 111 February 23, 2022
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No GTA March

You can't play GTA in March
"Yo wanna play GTA?"
"No, i can't. Its No GTA March!"
by CrusaderBoy February 24, 2019
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No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st
Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*
by Novideosbecausewhynot66@gmail. February 05, 2020
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March 5th

People have to send their girlfriends a dick picture on March 5th, 2023. ITS JUST A FACT. especially if your name is bryce. Do It.
Damn bro it’s March 5th, I have to Send a Dick Pic
by bryce’sprettygf March 05, 2023
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March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling
Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!
by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020
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March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling
Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!
by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020
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