Granola lady

Someone who is very plane

yo moma is a granola lady

by mr mayonase January 4, 2012

snow lady

A female snow person

My snow lady is wearing a poinsettia brooch

by Cheater cheetah December 8, 2013

legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.

Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.

by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013

pink lady in a shot glass

When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.

Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!

by Qrocks April 24, 2014

purp lady

A woman that sucks a mans dick just for seaman

The purp lady {sucked} my dick yesterday now she's sucking that guys dick

by Rubio_1999 May 25, 2014

pancho lady

a girl who swears the that pancho she is wearing is a kimono.

we have a pancho lady here at work. She claims to say her pancho isn't a pancho

by cad master September 25, 2014

Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.

"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."

by DanOShanter May 29, 2015