Coil's Law

Coil's Law states that within the bound of an internet argument, any individual who insults the intelligence of another is more likely than not to commit a spelling or grammatical error in doing so.

Eg. "Wow your so dumb"

"What a dum coment"

"your dumb"

"classic coil's law"

by Coilz May 26, 2022

co-first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-thrice-removed's spouse.

My co-first-cousin-thrice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

co-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnephew's wife.

My co-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

by N0Comment November 20, 2015

first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.
3- 1C1R-in-law.

My first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Law of the Nameless

The application of scrutiny towards any statement which claims to know a general or specific consensus without citing polls or metadata. Identification of an appeal to vapid congruence.

Don’t know the specifics of the case, but the general consensus seems to be that the internet mob overplayed their hand.

Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.

by ØMVЯ November 11, 2021

Ughimer's law

the rule that everyone is more attractive than you, or a certain person. The gender or age doesn't matter with Ughimer's law, it just says that one person is literally uglier than everyone else, no matter what. It also makes it so you don't have to compare.

I bet Spiri is uglier than Fazzy.
they are both equal imo.
no Spiri is worse.
Lets compare.
remember Ughimer's law, it applies to Spiri, there is no need.

by spiricomet November 8, 2017