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Assgas Jackson

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.
He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.
by stroodlemc August 8, 2025
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Raja Jackson

To Raja Jackson means to uncontrollably beat someones face while they're unconscious and you're in full mount.
I will Raja Jackson you if you don't respeck me.
by johnnyspseudonym August 24, 2025
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson
by anonymous August 25, 2025
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Michael Jackson

when you legit js rape a fucking child
Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him
by Elemgey September 4, 2025
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Percy Jackson Movies

Does not exist. There are no Percy Jackson movies in Ba Sing Se.
Someone (uncultured): Hey, did you see the Percy Jackson movies.
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*
by Chaonix September 16, 2025
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Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you
Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.
by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025
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Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"
by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025
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