thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation
look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "
by the BEAST July 06, 2004
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Jesus H. Christ

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
by Prancingwolf January 13, 2005
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Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!
by FriendlyFireIsOn October 13, 2005
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Super Raptor Jesus

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"
by Super Raptor Priest October 13, 2009
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limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices
by Limp d. Jesus September 12, 2017
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jesus fried chicken

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC
i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)
by amatochayourspaghet January 31, 2018
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